Author: Ugly Scott

bouncer love

This past weekend I bounced a guy from a bar.  This isn’t something I normally do.  When fights erupt, I protect my drink and watch.  If the fight is far enough away, I might even cheer.  I’m not the jump-in-to-help or the jump-in-to-sucker-punch guy.  Avoiding physical confrontation is something I’ve cultivated since childhood.  Staying safe […]

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longbranch

Master Distiller Eddie Russell and Master Good Looking Actor Matthew McConaughey have developed a new bourbon, Longbranch, that they say brings together Kentucky and Texas in a bottle the way that McConaughey’s parents brought him together outside of a bottle.  It is like the test tube baby version of him.  The bourbon is refined with […]

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Hey Netflix, I’m a big fan of categories, but after scrolling through what pops up on my menu about a million times, I’ve got to tell you that I’m getting bored.  I have heard that there are secret hidden categories that wise people can unlock, but that’s way too much effort for me–or anyone laying […]

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chipped beef burger

We wanted something to eat, and we wanted something to watch.  These are the simple pursuits of  the temporarily bored and lazy like us.  Outside, the little wrens make dozens of trips from ground to nest, finding, eating, and regurgitating little bugs to feed the insatiable appetites of the giant mouths fresh out of the […]

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