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bouncer love

This past weekend I bounced a guy from a bar.  This isn’t something I normally do.  When fights erupt, I protect my drink and watch.  If the fight is far enough away, I might even cheer.  I’m not the jump-in-to-help or the jump-in-to-sucker-punch guy.  Avoiding physical confrontation is something I’ve cultivated since childhood.  Staying safe […]

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sandspeare

Difficulty getting off the couch prompted us to watch yet another Adam Sandler produced Netflix movie last night, Father of the Year, starring David Spade.  Our hopes to find a comedy are still unfulfilled.  Ah, hope.  Such a naïve and dangerous feeling.  Still, we watched, and we will probably watch whatever he puts out next.  […]

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longbranch

Master Distiller Eddie Russell and Master Good Looking Actor Matthew McConaughey have developed a new bourbon, Longbranch, that they say brings together Kentucky and Texas in a bottle the way that McConaughey’s parents brought him together outside of a bottle.  It is like the test tube baby version of him.  The bourbon is refined with […]

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Thank God Reese’s came up with a “new” product, Reese’s Outrageous.  It’s like Reese’s Nutrageous, but instead of nuts it mixes Reese’s pieces and caramel in with the chocolate and peanut butter.  Too bad they didn’t call it Piecerageous for consistency’s sake.  Overall, though, I’m pleased that they added this to their lineup, because I […]

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Hey Netflix, I’m a big fan of categories, but after scrolling through what pops up on my menu about a million times, I’ve got to tell you that I’m getting bored.  I have heard that there are secret hidden categories that wise people can unlock, but that’s way too much effort for me–or anyone laying […]

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