Category: Unsolicited Advice

How-to guides and unsent letters to businesses. Other than selling sloppy joes, the business uglY cOUsin would like to start has this name. Just a storefront with this sign. If you come in and ask for advice, we will refuse to dispense it.

Dear Etrade Bank, First, I apologize for not inserting the asterisk in your name.  I just can’t bring myself to do it, though I’ve considered adding brackets to the spelling of my own name.  Forgive me.  I’m old. My primary purpose in writing, though, is to make you aware that the “customer service” game you’ve […]

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