Dear Gas Company:

Remember when I owed you like 20 and you cut off my gas?  You own me 347 for overpayment on this year’s “budget plan.”   You know this, because you wrote me to tell me you would be sending a check within 90 days.

I’m confused.  I didn’t have 90 days.  I know you are too honorable to hold a double standard. What of yours should I cut off?

Please advise.

Anxiously awaiting your reply,

 

UC