Author: Ugly Scott

All over America, people’s interest in the “who’s dead and who’s alive?” game will be renewed.   Great debates will ensue about which cast members of Hee Haw are meaningful enough to be included.   Lulu, yes, but Barbi Benton?  Younger people will respond to the game with renewed disinterest.   Meanwhile on the TV […]

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bouncer love

This past weekend I bounced a guy from a bar.  This isn’t something I normally do.  When fights erupt, I protect my drink and watch.  If the fight is far enough away, I might even cheer.  I’m not the jump-in-to-help or the jump-in-to-sucker-punch guy.  Avoiding physical confrontation is something I’ve cultivated since childhood.  Staying safe […]

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longbranch

Master Distiller Eddie Russell and Master Good Looking Actor Matthew McConaughey have developed a new bourbon, Longbranch, that they say brings together Kentucky and Texas in a bottle the way that McConaughey’s parents brought him together outside of a bottle.  It is like the test tube baby version of him.  The bourbon is refined with […]

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